The Story

This tongue-in-cheek piece answers the question everyone is wondering about and finally gives voice to what G-d is thinking about our management skills here on this beautiful planet.

After traveling through the Universe, for several thousand years, G-d returns to Her favorite blue planet. She can't believe how humans have trashed her jewel.

"G-d damn it! I leave this beautiful planet for a second (6000 years), I put Adam in charge, gave him the rules and left to take care of the rest of the Universe and look what happens! Can you believe this?! Adam and his brood have turned the Garden of Eden into a garbage dump. Well, obviously the solution is to destroy it and start over. Wait! I’ll let Kim Il and his buddy Akinijab (or whatever his name is) set off their bombs. When the dust settles, I’ll put Eve in charge.”

OK, maybe that was just the artist putting words and thoughts into the Creator’s mouth. According to the artist, this is what you are viewing –

G-d returns to “Earth” through a worm hole and emerges through a pile of garbage in the middle of a desert. As you well know, deserts are man made as well as “climate made”. All the grass is gone and AstroTurf has taken its place! G-d is hairless because she is trying out some chemotherapy drugs prior to passing them on to“big Pharma”. She always tests the various diseases on Herself first before punishing the defilers.

G-d has a green arm just in case she has to “re-vegetate” the planet. The slogan on Her arm, “Long, long ago” brings back memories of how good things were in the Garden of Eden. And now, all is littered – bottles, cans, plastic garbage bags, war material, electronic waste, etc.